As we all know, alcohol makes you better at everything. Unfortunately, physiological analysis seems to be lacking in this field. So as a contribution to the world of science, I conducted my own comprehensive research last night, the results of which you will find riveting.
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A short evaluation of these results is quite telling indeed. As the night began, my ability to sink a shot in pool was non-existant and the outlook for the evening was unfavorable. But as alcohol was administered, the results quickly improved. Performance appears to have peaked during beer # 6, at which point I declared myself ‘Czar of the Table’ and proceeded to ride the pool cue like a bucking bronco. Unfortunately, my capabilities soon declined and the study culminated with me vomiting on the bartender’s chest and then referring to her as ‘Sasquatch’ (in my defense, her hands were the size of Patrick Ewing’s feet and she appeared to be sporting a full goatee.)
If the Nobel committee would like to contact me regarding my research, I can be found at the Galway Bay pool table on Saturday nights from 9:00 – 3:00.
